ejacutastic:

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

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fawun:

i just choked on my water

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jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Wondering How Low Everyone Can Go

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rosaparking:

rosaparking:

what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a useless piece of shit

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

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deucalio:

Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone

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james-p-sullivan:

growupand-blowaway:

james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

yesterday at the train station i found a picture of a random old lady on the floor

idk who she is but ive named her grandma joyce

shes my new grandma

perfction

Hahaha

r u laughing at my grandma punk

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lolzpicx:

when I’m hungry but too lazy to move

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